April 1

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April 1 “Teddy is not, in fact, a cat. He is an alien life form that was catapulted into our cosmos through a wormhole 17 parsecs North of Ursa Major. His thick outer coating prevented him from burning up when he entered the Earth’s atmosphere, eventually he crash landed on our guest sofa. #dailylockdowncatpictureservice”